Single Dad Laughing by Dan Pearce

25 Common Facebook Status Updates and What They REALLY Mean

On Tuesday, April 30, 2013 by Dan Pearce · Categories: Facebook, Humor, Popular Posts

It can be tricky navigating between reality and fiction on the Internet, and Facebook tops the list for most muddled of all human interaction. People say one thing, but ultimately they’re trying to say something else.

Fear not. I have come up with The Great Facebook Dictionary. Follow this translation guide and everything will start making so much more sense. All in good-hearted snarky silly fun.

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Beware of Guys that Look Like Me

On Tuesday, April 30, 2013 by Dan Pearce · Categories: Ranting, whining or both

Beware of guys that look like me.

For example, Larry Dalton. Not much is known about him except that he likes emailing random women and propositioning them for Internet sex.

Here’s a screenshot of his Facebook profile.

Yeesh. This isn’t the first time this has happened… Some idiot opening an account and using a photo of me as he goes about trying to dupe the hearts of women everywhere.

Thankfully someone always seems [...]

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That’s Not Just Any Motorcycle, Honey.

On Tuesday, April 30, 2013 by Dan Pearce · Categories: Me & My Harley, Random & Interesting

Here she is in all her glory.

I need your help naming her. She’s a Harley-Davidson 2013 Softail Heritage. I’ll pick my favorite four names you come up with and we’ll all vote over on the Single Dad Laughing Facebook wall tomorrow.

The dealership dropped it off this morning. The odometer read 0000001. I was trying to maintain my cool as they unloaded it for me. Inside I was doing backflips [...]

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Noah’s Broken Heart

On Tuesday, April 30, 2013 by Dan Pearce · Categories: Noah, That's Life

Quickie post today and for a good reason.

As I told you I probably would, I ended up buying a new Harley yesterday. It is being delivered here sometime in the next hour.

If I can peel myself off of it long enough to take a picture, I’ll show you all a little bit later. I may also have a contest to name my new bike. It definitely needs a name, so be thinking.

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Just So You Know, I Am About to Die

On Monday, April 29, 2013 by Dan Pearce · Categories: Popular Posts, Random & Interesting

Just so you know, I am about to die.

Apparently there is no other alternative for me. Sad, I know.

Of course, I know this because lots and lots and lots of people keep telling me so, including friends, siblings, my dad, and many of you over on my personal Facebook page.

But, why? Do I have some awful disease? A spreading and untreatable infection perhaps? Maybe I have a hit-man [...]

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This is Beautiful You

On Saturday, April 27, 2013 by Dan Pearce · Categories: This is Beautiful You

Finally, my favorite post of the week! Every Sunday morning I take some of the photos that you have uploaded to the Facebook wall, and I post them here. I love This is Beautiful You because it gives me (and everybody else) an incredible glimpse of who we all are. It puts a face on the awesome people coming here. It gives us a beautiful idea of the uniqueness and diversity of the followers here at [...]

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