ONE HUMAN PASS FOR A REAL HUG
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to let go of everything for a moment and be the recipient of a real hug. This includes but is not limited to holding the embrace for some time, squeezing tightly, taking a deep breath, and just enjoying your much needed hug. Upon redeeming this pass, the recipient may not give a half-hearted or one-armed hug, end the hug in a back-pat, or squirm away in any way. The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to do nothing but give a truly amazing hug, free from any ulterior motive. You’re human.
Humaning is hard sometimes. And everyone needs a real hug once in a while. Today, you get a pass on having to be so… tough. It’s totally okay. And don’t worry. You’ll love it.