ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE A LITTLE CRAZY
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be a bit crazy today, for as long as needed, with no need to explain, apologize, or fix it. This pass includes but is not limited to thoughts which make no logical sense, hormonal swings, feeling like the sky is falling, acting out of your usual norm, or saying things with no idea why or how you’re saying them.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to do nothing but unconditionally love you and be there for you (or give you space) without judgment, need for further discussion, and no need for a dang thing in return. You’re human. And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to be… sane. It’s totally okay. We all go crazy sometimes.