ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE A REAL DAD
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be a real dad today, for the whole day, with absolutely no need to grind yourself into the ground with work, be perfectly chipper, or always know what to do next. This pass includes but is not limited to taking a day for yourself, cutting yourself some slack, and not having to be the perfect dad, 100% of the time.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to do nothing but unconditionally love you and be there for you (including taking over as “Dad” while you go get some me-time) without judgment or need for a dang thing in return. You’re human. And humaning, especially as a devoted dad, is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to do it all and you can just be… YOU. It’s totally okay.