ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE A… REAL DAD?!
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be one of those super-rare REAL dads for the rest of the day. That means you should probably breathe for a hot minute, take a temporary break from stressing the way good dads do, and don’t beat yourself up for not being perfectly chipper or always knowing what to do next. This pass includes but is not limited to: taking a day for yourself, cutting yourself some serious slack, and not having to be the perfect dad all the friggin’ time.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees not to do a dang thing except unconditionally love you! And be there for you (including taking over Dad-duties while you go have some me-time). Nothing needed in return and no judgments here! You’re human. And humaning, especially as a devoted dad, is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to do it all and you can just be… YOU. It’s totally okay.