ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE A REAL MOM
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be a real mom today, for the whole day, with absolutely no need to have all the energy, do or say all the right things, or be even close to perfect. This includes but is not limited to letting the house get dirty, taking time to breathe, and more than anything, not feeling down or inadequate because of how “perfect” other parents on the internet always are.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to do nothing but unconditionally love you and be there for you (including taking over as “Mom” while you go get some me-time) without judgment or need for a dang thing in return. You’re human. And humaning, especially as a devoted mom, is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to do it all and you can just be… YOU. It’s totally okay.