ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE A… REAL MOM?!
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be one of those incredibly rare REAL moms for an entire day. That means you will NOT have the energy of an 18-year-old, and you WON’T say all the right things, and you (gulp) WON’T even be close to perfect. This pass includes but is not limited to: letting your house turn into mayhem, remembering to breathe, and more than anything, realizing that all those “perfect” moms you see on the internet (let’s be honest) aren’t really real.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees not to do a dang thing except unconditionally love you! And be there for you (including taking over Mom-duties while you go have some me-time). Nothing needed in return and no judgments here! You’re human. And humaning, especially as a devoted mom, is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to do it all and you can just be… YOU. It’s totally okay.