ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE ALONE
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be completely alone today, for as long as needed, with absolutely no need to explain, apologize, or make an appearance. This includes but is not limited to disappearing into your room, leaving for “me time,” taking a walk, doing something you love, or just sitting in silence.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to do nothing but unconditionally love you and be there when you get back, without judgment and without need for further discussion. You’re human. And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to be around other people, if that’s what you want. It’s totally okay.