ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE ALL ALONE AND STUFF
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to as much time and space alone as needed. No need to poke your darling little head up for even a moment. No need to explain why you need some time to yourself or to apologize for it (for real, that would just be weird). This pass includes but is not limited to: hiding out in blanket forts, making a run for it when no one is looking, doing something (anything!) for you, or just sitting in complete and awkward silence.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees not to do a dang thing except unconditionally love you! And be there when you emerge! Nothing needed in return. You’re human. And humans need at least some time and space to themselves. Today, you get a pass on having to be around other people, if that’s what you could use. It’s totally okay.