ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE ANGRY
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be angry today, for as long as needed, with absolutely no need to explain, apologize, or fix it. This includes but is not limited to brooding, fuming, screaming into pillows, and feeling wronged, hurt, frustrated, betrayed, confused, or sad.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to do nothing but unconditionally love you and be there for you (or give you plenty of space) without judgment, need for further discussion, and without need for a dang thing in return. You’re human. And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to appear unaffected, and you can just be… angry. It’s totally okay.