ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE… ANGRY?!
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be mad as nails today, for as long as you want, with absolutely no need to explain why you’re angry, apologize for being angry, or even try to fix it (that can just get awkward if you’re not ready, yet). This pass includes but is not limited to: endless brooding, intense fuming, screaming into pillows, and feeling wronged, hurt, frustrated, betrayed, confused, or sad.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees not to do a dang thing except unconditionally (gulp) love you! And (gulp) be there for you! Or even (gulp) make like a tree and leaf for a while, if that’s what you want. Nothing needed in return. Turns out you are (gulp) human. And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to appear unaffected or rational, and you can just be… angry. It’s totally okay.