ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE A TOTAL NUT JOB
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be a total nut job today; a walking billboard for emotional wrecks and mental whackos everywhere. No need to explain your craziness, or apologize, or try and fix something that’ll fix itself soon enough. This pass includes, but is not limited to, completely illogical thoughts, massive hormonal swings, sky-is-falling mentality, having no clue who just said the words that came out of your mouth, and in general acting completely out of your mental norm.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees not to do a dang thing except unconditionally love you! And be there anyway! Or hightail it to another planet, if that’s what you want. Nothing needed in return. You’re human. It’s true. And every human turns into a nut job at times. Today, you get a pass on having to be… sane. It’s totally okay.