ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE… DEPRESSED?!
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be all sludgy and depressed today, for the entire day, if needed. No need to explain away something you can’t possibly control or fix with fake smiles. No need to make things really awkward by apologizing for it. And today, you’re allowed to not care about anything, groan over nothing, and you get to lack motivation, have the crummiest of thoughts, and be a shining beacon of hopelessness, sadness, fatigue, and those super fun feelings of worthlessness that depression often brings.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees not to do a dang thing except unconditionally love you! And be there if you wanna talk! Or skedaddle far, far away, if that’s what you need. So, you are depressed. It’s cool. You’re human. And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to appear happy or put together. It’s totally okay.