ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE… HURT?!
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be hurt today, for as long as you dang-well want, and you don’t have to hide those feelings, awkwardly rationalize them, or try to get right with them by pretending you’re somehow better than to (I know… ugh) feel things. This pass includes, but is not limited to, general feelings of ANGER, CONFUSION, BETRAYAL, SHUTTING- DOWN, SCREAMING into pillows, spending time alone, CRYING, or even straight-up UGLY-CRYING.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees not to do a dang thing except unconditionally love you! And be there if you wanna talk! Or tip-toe 400 miles away if that’s what you need! Surprise, surprise. You’re human. And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to get it together and you can just be… hurt.. It’s totally okay.