ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE IRRESPONSIBLE
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be completely irresponsible for the entire day, as much and as long as wanted. This includes but is not limited to: eating or drinking anything you want, letting your hair down, leaving your task-list undone, being late to things, dancing, singing, and in general, not caring what a dang person thinks about anything.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to do nothing but love you unconditionally, and support you however you need it in this day of complete irresponsibility. It is generally acknowledged that you are an extremely responsible person every single day. Humaning is a lot of work. Today, you get a pass on it all. Have some fun with it. It’s totally okay.