ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE… IRRESPONSIBLE?!
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be completely irresponsible for the entire day. This means you may stuff your face with all the goodies, you may drink until the bottom falls out, you can let your hair down, steer clear of any chores, and be late to things because you’re too busy dancing, or singing, or just not caring what other people think. Like… at all.
The issuer of of this “Human Pass” wants this to happen. Badly. And they guarantee there is no level of irresponsibility that they will judge you for. The more crazy, and lazy, and nuts you go, the better. You’re a responsible person. Super responsible. Being a human is so much work. Today, you get a pass on it all. Have some fun with it. It’s totally okay.