ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE LAZY
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be lazy today, for the entire day, with absolutely no need to explain, apologize, or be productive in any way. This includes but is not limited to binge-watching TV shows, staying in pajamas, not showering, not crossing a single thing off of any to-do list, and permitting others to be the ones to “do it all” for once.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to do nothing except encourage your day of laziness, without judgment or expectation. You’re human. And no human can always do what you always seem to do. Today, you get a pass on having to do… anything at all. It’s totally okay. And you’ve earned it.