ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE SAD
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be sad today, for as long as needed, with absolutely no need to explain, apologize, or fix it. This includes but is not limited to crying, moping, struggling to find motivation, lack of energy, and general sadness.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to do nothing but unconditionally love you and be there for you (or give you space) without judgment, need for further discussion, and without need for a dang thing in return. You’re human. And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to appear fine and you can just be… sad. It’s totally okay.