ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE SAD
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be a walking billboard for sadness today, for as long as you wanna be, and you don’t have to do a dang thing to explain it, make things super awkward by apologizing for it, or try to fake-smile your blues into oblivion. This pass includes, but is not limited to, bawling your eyes out, moping, moving like half-frozen sludge, and being generally sad in any way.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees not to do a dang thing except love you! And offer a shoulder for you to ugly-cry on! Or to just scram (if that’s what you want). No need for anything in return. News alert; you’re human. And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to appear fine and you can just be… sad. It’s totally okay.