ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE THRILLED
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be absolutely thrilled, ecstatic, and excited about whatever just happened in your life, for as long as needed, and with absolutely no need to be humble, modest, or to lessen it in any way. This pass includes but is not limited to: jumping up and down, whooping and hollering, screaming with excitement, bragging, patting yourself on the back, and acknowledging that you’re awesome.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to do nothing but love you, celebrate you, be thrilled with you, and also acknowledge just how awesome you are. You’re human. And sometimes humans do amazing things and then don’t celebrate for fear of somehow offending others. Not you. Not this time. Today, you get a pass on having to downplay anything. It’s totally okay.