ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE… THRILLED?!
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to take one giant breath, jump into the air, and scream at the top of your lungs, “I AM THE MOST AWESOME HUMAN EVER!” That’s right, today you get to be absolutely and positively THRILLED about what you’ve accomplished. Don’t you dare be humble, or modest, or lessen it in ANY way.
The issuer of this “Human Pass,” just FYI, is fully prepared to brag you up big time, wants to hear you go on, and on, and on, and on, and on about how amazing it all is, and will be utterly offended if you try to downplay this in ANY way. You’re human. And humans celebrate on the inside way too often. Not you. Not this time. Today, you get a pass on having to do anything but be elated. It’s totally okay.