ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE WORRIED
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be worried today, for as long as needed, with absolutely no need to be positive about the future, free from fear, or to fix it. This includes but is not limited to pacing, overthinking, stressing, overreacting, being scared, and all forms of anxiety.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to do nothing but unconditionally love you and be there for you (or give you space) without judgment, need for further discussion, and without need for a dang thing in return. You’re human. And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to act like you think everything will be fine, and you can just be… worried. It’s totally okay.