ONE HUMAN PASS TO BE… WORRIED?!
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be a giant worry-wart, and to have no clue what the heck is going to happen next, and to not feel some need to be a glittery explosion of rainbows and positivity! This pass includes but is not limited to pacing like a lunatic, stuffing your face with chocolate, being scared, and turning into a big, anxious, beautiful mess.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees not to do a dang thing except love you! And be there between hyperventilations! Or to get the heck out of Dodge (if that’s what you want). No need for anything in return. Wait. What?! You’re human?! Yep. And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to act like you think everything will be fine, and you can just be… worried. It’s totally okay.