ONE HUMAN PASS TO THINK
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to think about what he/she needs to think about today, for as long as needed, with absolutely no need to make an appearance, immediately discuss things, apologize, or fix anything right now. This pass includes but is not limited to escaping to be alone, sitting in silence, or putting on headphones and blocking the world out.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to do nothing but unconditionally love you and be there when you’re ready, and without need for a dang thing in return. You’re human. And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to have all the answers right this moment. You can just go… think. It’s totally okay.