ONE HUMAN PASS TO… THINK?!
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to have all sorts of epic time to go off and think about whatever it is that needs thinkin’! No need to hurry your little buns back, or work anything out faster than you’re ready, or for you to even pop your head up at all! This pass includes but is not limited to ditching the heck outta here, sitting like a blob of goo in silence, or pretending other humans don’t exist at all.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees not to do a dang thing except love ya, and to be there with bells on toes and a bone in nose when you’re finally done thinking. Hey. Nothing needed in return! Turns out you’re human! (GASP! Who’d have thought!) And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to have all the answers right this moment. You can just go… think. It’s totally okay.