ONE HUMAN PASS
VALID TODAY ONLY, SO PLEASE USE IT!
The holder of this pass is entitled to be human, and to have struggles and challenges just like (GASP!) real humans do, without a single dang need to explain it into oblivion, apologize for having a human brain, or make things awkward by trying to save face. Oh, and you’re also allowed to way overthink, be sad, or butt-hurt, or sulk in silence, or be ornery, or be ticked-off to high heck.
The issuer of this “Human Pass” guarantees to chillax and just love your stinkin’ guts, no matter what. No judgy McGees, here! And nothing needed in return. It turns out you are human. Surprise! And humaning is hard sometimes. Today, you get a pass on having to be perfect.