Absquatulate

    Single Dad Laughing's Awesome Word of the Day

    Absquatulate [ab-skwoch-uh-leyt]
    verb

    To flee or abscond.

    Use it as a pickup line: “You better not absquatulate with my heart.”

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    Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!