I remember watching The Secret Life of Walter Mitty a year or so ago, and thinking again and again as he imagined himself into a more fascinating life… sometimes that is so me.

After that, I began noting down my weirdest, most morbid, and hilarious thoughts during my most random and boring moments… This list only scratches the surface of what I’ve got on that list. Haha.

Go ahead. Judge me. But then laugh because you know you do it, too.

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Haha. Now you have some serious ammunition to use as you psychoanalyze me. Let me know what you come up with.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

PS. I know you all have your weird daydreams too when things get boring. Who has the guts to share their most morbid, hilarious, or morbidly hilarious thoughts in the comments!?