We’re all normal.

And when I say normal, I mean that we are all crazy, and strange, and weird. And all that is normal. Believe me.

I myself have my oddities. I have weird things I do that nobody else knows about. And that got me to thinking. Would other people fess up and confess their own weirdnesses if I gave them an anonymous place to do it?

There was only one way to tell. So, I setup an anonymous form with only one question.

What is the weirdest thing you do that you never tell anyone else about?

Your answers have been making me feel weirdly normal ever since. All 6,000 of them (so far). Hahaha. Enjoy.

30 More WEIRD Confessions

  • Confession #1

    I like to clean out underneath my fingernails and smell the crud that was stuck underneath

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1095 votes so far.
  • Confession #2

    To this day, I’m still obsessed with The Spice Girls. I can’t shake my love for them.

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839 votes so far.
  • Confession #3

    I carry a pillow case around in my purse because ever since I was little, I’ve had an obsession with rubbing the corner seams until I get callouses on my hands.

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962 votes so far.
  • Confession #4

    When I walk down a long hallway that has patterned carpet I always have an urge to do somersault, come to my feet and keep walking like nothing happened.

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899 votes so far.
  • Confession #5

    I cannot say the same thing, the same way, more than 2x in a row without getting very stressed & irritated. If I need to say it a 3rd x I will say never mind, or change the wording.

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946 votes so far.
  • Confession #6

    I’ve always had really nice, long, hard fingernails. Whenever I have broken one, I put it in a cup on my dresser where I save it with the others.

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1212 votes so far.
  • Confession #7

    I can’t help but picture every adult I meet or talk to having sex. I catch myself and try to shake the image out of my head. I have done this my whole life.

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1069 votes so far.
  • Confession #8

    When I blow my nose, I always have to open the kleenex to see what my snot looks like. This is why I can’t blow my nose in public, they would label me a snot looker.

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1268 votes so far.
  • Confession #9

    Whenever I cook something in the microwave, the timer has to be set to an odd number, and can’t be divisible by 5. It has to be something like 47 seconds, or one minute and 53 seconds.

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984 votes so far.
  • Confession #10

    I like to add up the numbers on the clock and try to make them into an equation. 12:03? 1+2=0+3!

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904 votes so far.
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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!