The Single Dad Laughing Blog

old people say the darnedest things

Old People Say the Darnedest Things

Let's be honest, here. Old people can get away with saying just about whatever they want. And we applaud them for it. These are some of the funniest things ever said by old people.

My Dentist Trip: According to “Talk to Text”

I couldn't get a coherent blog post written after a quick trip to the dentist took a turn for the worst. So instead, I'm gonna tell you about it with "talk to text" while hopped up on pain meds...

For All My Trolls…

It's been a while since I wrote something special for my trolls. There have been plenty since I came back to blogging. Well, trolls, this one is for you...
salesperson who calls me bud can't be trusted

Anyone Who Calls Me “Bud” Can’t Be Trusted

I went car shopping and listened to a 23-year-old salesperson call me "Bud" again and again until I had finally had enough...

My Trick to Stop Any Shit Talker Dead In His Verbal...

Whether someone is talking shit to be funny or to try and hurt me, I have a little trick that works every single time to shut them up and stop them dead in their tracks...
I am the Great Dane of Humans

I May Just Be the Great Dane of Humans

What I'm writing today turned out to be a little morbid and twisted, kind of like the image I used for it, but hey. It's how I feel when I compare myself to dog breeds.

The Beggar At My Car Window Who Refused to Take My...

A beggar scared the living daylight out of me when he knocked at my car window to ask for money at a time when my life was a real struggle. He then refused to take my money before leaving me with with advice that was exactly what I needed to hear.

Dropping those Bad, Bad, Words With My Kid (Monday’s Random Ramblings)

Yesterday I was driving with my kid and dropped an f-bomb. I didn't do it by accident. It was a very purposeful f-bomb, followed by more purposeful f-bombs, all to make sure he remembered what I was trying to teach him.

The Weird Truth Behind Why I’ve Been Using a Caricature

I'm guessing you wouldn't actually guess the reason I've been hiding behind a caricature for quite some time now...

The Beauty Behind All My Dating Breakups

I decided to change the way I date, which brought me a lot more breakups over the years, which is actually a beautiful thing when you really look at it...

The Pretty Belgian Woman Who Convinced Me Just How Bad Dating...

I was in Belgium when a beautiful woman told me how wrong we Americans are getting it with the way we go about dating. And I had to admit. She had a valid point.
Dan Pearce - Figure Out Life

Someday I’ll Probably Never Figure Life out

You may be wondering where I've disappeared to these days. I shall now catch you up on the last few years of my life in 90 seconds flat...

Soooo…. Yeah. I Admittedly Gave Up the Fight.

After journaling in my last blog and finding all the motivation I needed to keep fighting the good fight and not give up, I did... Nothing. And it would take shaking up my entire life to get it going once more.

2018: Is It Finally Time For Me To Give-Up the Fight?

I had no intention of sharing this journal entry that I wrote going into 2018, where I asked myself if it was finally time to give up the fight... But after I finished, I kind of felt like I should.

97 Pictures That Prove I’m Not *Exactly* Who You Think I...

I promised all of you that if you'd share your most embarrassing photos, I would too. Turns out there were way more in my collection than I expected...

Christmas. Single. Again. And *Barely* a Turd At All…

It's been eight years in a row that I haven't been in a relationship at Christmas, and I honestly have no idea why at this point. What I do know is that most people do not understand loneliness and what it actually is...

Dan's Suggested Reads:

2015 – The Year We Need to Take Dating Back

It has happened so suddenly and so sneakily. The dating game has become close to impossible. We are lonely and getting more lonely. But there's an easy fix...

Popular right now:

Noah’s Shit-Word Spree

This is the story of the time my son caught me off-guard when he started slewing the most incredible string of curse words I've ever heard in my life.